#558
My handle? So funny you should ask!
Date: 09/10/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Well, I guess not *that* funny. But I'll answer anyway because I like to talk about myself.
Carmelita, as you may well be aware, is the name of that Gypsy stripper from The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. She is *not*, despite what the episode guide says, the hag with the tick on her face. That was Madam Estrella. I picked Carmelita because I liked the name. It has nothing to do with any personal desire to be a stripper. (The only reason I mention that is because I've been asked that before, in previous handle explanation posts. Not as a joke either, I'm pretty sure the person asking was seriously concerned about my morality.)
The 9000 is a series number, not a year. I guess the full name would be Carmelita #9000. So, yes, there are 9000 other Litas running around. That's why you occasionally hear about "Lita clones" around here. And, no, I didn't count wrong. I do have 9000 clones, there is a Carmelita9001 (actually, my former Napster handle, but she's made a few appearances here too). But I'm still the best and brightest of all the Litas. And every now and then when somebody brings up my clones, one or two of them come crashing in to cause trouble. For more confusing Lita Clone action, see the two main "War Posts" which are likely several pages back. It usually gets kind of frightening when the clones show up though. The other bboarders seem very cavalier about killing off my clones, which worries me. I don't want them to get too desensitized to Lita killing. I mean, it's not nice to kill me, even if I do have 9000 spares.
<Lita looks around to make sure nobody is listening, then whispers to h_wood>
You know, I think grandmapa may have murdered Lita 5738, so he could steal her identity. He won't fess up though! But do you see that dress he's wearing? That was *hers*!
*ahem* <Lita resumes talking at normal volume> Anyway, that's the whole big story behind my handle. Thanks for asking! <Lita goes back to dancing with Evil Mike.>
The Original
Carmelita9000
#559
What is thy *clone* ye speak of, Lita?
Date: 09/10/2001
From: grandmapa
I have never done such a thing! I do NOT murder people's clones in order to steal their identities and to parade around typing in all capitals and doing evil things to the real people! And just because I like to wear a pattern of dress *similar*, I say *vaguely* similar, to 5738's doesn't mean I took her clothes at the time of her *supposed* murder, which I did NOT commit if it ever *actually* happened, WHICH IT DIDN'T!!!!!, in order to be even more lke her for my evil plans! And I wear women's apparel because, I'm, ummm, writing a book on, uh, Madeline Albright? NO! I mean, uh, Three's Company!!! YOU never saw when Jack dressed up like a granny to win a bake-off?!?! That should be a sin!!! In fact, ummm, I know where 5738 is, yeah, that's right!!! <grabs Toblerone>
Toblerone, I bet YOU know that 5738 is okay! Right?!?!
Toblerone: I love the pretty ladies! They give me love! HA HA HA!!!
Ummm, see! She's okay!!! Lita, I bet you're ashamed that that thought EVER crossed your mind, that me, sweet little ol', Elderly Gender-Bending grandmapa would ever murder anyone! <watch alarm beeps> Oh! It's time for my brunch with Gary Condit! I must be going! <kicks a suspicious looking icepick and shovel behind him...>
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch. (No meaning, it just popped in my mind!)
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
Second-Place Winner of Wacky Races 2001!
5:50 P.M. CST!
#560
Crow is better than Servo!
Date: 09/11/2001
From: The_Alien_Abductor
Let's have a good natured debate over who's better, Crow or Servo.
I say Crow. He's funnier and she's shiny.
#561
I don't even feel I can joke today.
Date: 09/11/2001
From: wurwolf
What an incredibly awful day. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone suffering as a result of these horrific terrorist attacks.
We always thought we were so safe here. I'm just thanking God that my baby's okay.
wurwolf
Bonhead #3
fs!!
#562
I don't even feel I can joke today.
Date: 09/11/2001
From: wurwolf
What an incredibly awful day. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone suffering as a result of these horrific terrorist attacks.
We always thought we were so safe here. I'm just thanking God that my baby's okay.
wurwolf
Bonhead #3
fs!!
#563
But we must move on
Date: 09/13/2001
From: Mistyboy
Hey, what about the response record? Nobody's posting here anymore!
Misty
#564
But we must move on
Date: 09/13/2001
From: Mistyboy
Hey, what about the response record? Nobody's posting here anymore!
Misty
#565
But we must move on
Date: 09/13/2001
From: Mistyboy
Hey, what about the response record? Nobody's posting here anymore!
Misty
#566
Give it some time
Date: 09/14/2001
From: PharaohMobius
People are still not necessarily in the mood to post a whole lot.
Besides, the original post by SirSlush2 wasn't built in a day (so to speak) either.
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
o/` We're a danger to ourselves and others... o/`
Sarcophagus!
#567
if no one else is gonna post...
Date: 09/16/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
I would like to say something....
"Call him drunken Ira Hayes
He wont answer anymore
as the whiskey drinkin Injun
Or the marine that went to war."
-Jonny cash, Ballad of Ira hayes
#568
midnight...
Date: 09/16/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
Not a sound on the bboard
we wait for a post
for a day in the sun
when the board comes
tonight will be a memory too
and a new day
will begin.
Mike is sleeping
Crow is napping
Tom is still snoring
Bobo mutters...
and Observer shudders...
but i am still evil...
TOUCH ME!
IT SO EASY TO LEAVE ME
HERE IN THIS DAMP CASTLE!
WHERE I RULE FROM.
When the dawn comes
tonight will be a memory too.
And a new day... will begin.
#569
washup
Date: 09/16/2001
From: Tiscwslabmuz
well, I got nothing to say except......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................SUSK DEE!!!!!!!!!:P
#570
you might want to ask the magical TDO...
Date: 09/16/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
Oh well
a never was there ever
a cat so cleaver as
magical mister TDO!!!
What does that parody?
#571
Steffi: in sleep he sang to me
Date: 09/16/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
In dreams he came
that voice which calls to me
and speaks my name
And do i dream again.
for now i find
#572
So...
Date: 09/17/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Steffi has a thing for The Phantom of the Opera? I mean, Michael Crawford (or whatever his name is) can sing, but I don't know. I don't get it.
Anyway, back to TAA's comment about Crow being better than Servo. I'd say it depends.
I say that Trace's Crow is the better of the two Crow incarnations. Crow as played by Trace, is better than Servo, especially Josh "J. Elvis" Weinstein's Servo. Bill Corbett's Crow was good too, but he lacked experience. I also felt Bill's Crow was a bit more brash. Trace's crow was often unthinking of other people's feelings, but was still loveable. Bill's Crow was a jerk. (Hey, I still love him, but you gotta admit...) I'd say that Servo was better than Crow Mach II. But Crow II was still better than Josh's Servo.
Got that?
Gypsy is still my favorite bot though.
Lita
#573
Yesterday was my 2nd year Anniversary .
Date: 09/17/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I've been on the D'uh for 2 years now and I still feel like a newbie.
#574
its ganisganob
Date: 09/17/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
for great other man you rite vasaline cream lard salt licking and things hair knife two o brother kill which token
#575
Happy Anniversary, Rim!
Date: 09/17/2001
From: Carmelita9000
I baked you a cake! It's lemoney! Here's to you spending lots more time on this bboard, to have fun and junk. You know, running around, doing things. Congratulations!
Lita
wasn't quite paying attention when she wrote this reply.
Batman's on, you know.
#576
Congratulations, Rimmi!
Date: 09/17/2001
From: grandmapa
I hope you have a wonderful 2nd year! Here, I'll give you a year's supply of Camels, to ensure you and Mrs. Hargrove make this the chain-smokingest time of your lives!
Keep the B'Board spirit alive, like you always have! ;o)
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
Slowly working on Know-It-All Quiz #9!
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#577
congrats Rimmi
Date: 09/17/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
And as for a gift... Here's some Ganisganob:
cup cup mirror bottle sicssors camera jar slat perfume phone
laptop heater paper ceiling bad man CD
--TDO
Bad man
the stranger with candy
the second gunman on the grassy knowl
thinks Oki-Annie was framed (should of watched Batman on SCifi today.)
#578
Congrats Rimmer!
Date: 09/17/2001
From: BAND_OF_GYPSYS
You are now a bboard dinosaur like myself!
#579
Cool!
Date: 09/17/2001
From: h_wood
So glad people haven't forgotten about this post.
Congrats Rimmer!
Later,
h to the wizood
"Oh well, time to adjust the lampshades."
Deadly Bees
#580
Favorite Bot Thoughts
Date: 09/17/2001
From: h_wood
I think at some other post I listed Servo (Kevin's Servo) as my favorite bot, and as far as performance goes that's pretty much true. However, as a video production guy, I've got to give a shout out to Cambot. All the work, none of the glory- such is the life of the typical TV crew member. So, big ups to Cambot! hip-hip hooray!
h_wood
"That purse is going to be the death of him."
Eegah!
#581
Nope. Not forgotten.
Date: 09/17/2001
From: Carmelita9000
We just needed a little time to freak out, before attempting to return to some semblance of what passes on this bboard for normalcy.
Hey, Rimmer. I've got something else for you. They're pictures of Evil Mike without all that many clothes on. I thought you might like them, since you can't have the real thing. He doesn't know about these though, so probably you should keep them to yourself. ;)
Lita
is stealing a slice of Rimmer's cake.
Caesar Romero was an excellent Joker. The BEST I tell you!
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